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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:06:00 -
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Attention PVPer's: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as pod a 'carebear' in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on.
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
I have known him for a while, and he would not say this unless he meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again he never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:20:00 -
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 Originally by: Qordel
I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.
So be a friend and help him settle down :)
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 16:29:00 -
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Thanks guys!
1. When I asked him he said that he was not aware of the limit of items in a container; He told me the number of corpses in the same system is what matters here.
2. He knows how difficult this will be and said that was the idea; His quote: "Something easily gotten is not highly valued.".
3. I like to mine ore in Amsen, so of the corpses show up there I would be really happy. :)
Thank you for all your support!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.15 02:20:00 -
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Thank you all so much for the contracts I have gotton so far; I accepted them all excet for one asking for millions in return for some. I dont have that kind of money so I could not accept it :(
No thats not the start of a beg-a-thon, and no I do not want your isk. Please dont send any isk unless you feel like wasteing money (I would just use it on corpses and contracts to move them) I want the corpses, I really do.
Thanks. Keep them comming :)
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.15 17:07:00 -
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Thats a great idea! Yes!
I can has corpses now? :)
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.15 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: lord cyrez
since i've spotted this thread, i'm having a look for corpses on my ways through space 
how many did you get so far?
give us some intel on your progress, like "1.000 of 78.500 collected" 
I have a little over 100 so far. Many of them are in danger space, so I'm not sure if I will be able to collect them. I tried to get one and I almost got podded by a flashy red guy :(
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:24:00 -
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My task got mentioned on Eve Radio :)
Thanks for all the people who have contracted single and multiple corpses today, I deeply appreciate it!
I was just told in local that some people consider their corpses to be trophies. Let me make it clear: The corpses I collect don't mean anything to me except that they are a corpse to add to the stack, a unit of corpse to add to the collection, to help me get my goal.
If you think I have your corpse and want it back, tell me. But be expected to give me multiple other corpses in return so I don't lose ground on my goal.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:39:00 -
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Originally by: valeronx
Originally by: Thrash Uma
SCAM!!!!
I cannot believe anyone is taking this seriously. This seems like just some dude who wants corpses and concocted an elaborate tale to get people to hand over their corpses.
So what?
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This is not a scam.
I can't find corpses in the market, nobody I know of has them for sale, you can't refine them or use them to build anything, and 'my pods' menu seems too think they only serve the use of being trashed. Fact is the only worth the corpses have to me or anybody is goals like mine.
I could not possibly gain anything by getting a lot of corpses, outside of proving to my bf that I love him. So no, this is not a scam.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.17 03:36:00 -
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Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 17/11/2008 03:36:14
Originally by: mamolian
The maximum amount of corpses you can fit into a Charon is: 9009?
1001 per freighter can, and 1001 in the cargohold itself..
If that's true, then by getting only 9009 corpses I would have technically fulfilled my obligation, right? After all, I wouldn't be able to fit any more so the charon would be 'full'.
I wonder if he knew this, I will have to ask when he gets off work tonight. This loophole may help me a lot!
Thanks!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.18 01:56:00 -
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Thank you all for your support; I am accepting contracts as fast as I can get them.
From the loook of things another challenge will be moving them all around to a central location. Making the contract in safe space really helps, so thank you to the people who are doing so!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 01:41:00 -
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Originally by: Adaris
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
I could not possibly gain anything by getting a lot of corpses, outside of proving to my bf that I love him. So no, this is not a scam.
tech 2 implants - eventually.
Uh.. no. Please stop trying to de-rail the thread based on something that will never happen. It's off-topic, and against the forum rules to hi-jack threads.
Back on topic:
Thanks everybody for the help and the contracts. After the relization that I only needed 9009 corpses to fill it - He really said 'doh!' when I asked - I know that this is so very possible. Thank you for all your support, its making him worried.. he actualy asked me how many I had this morning. :)
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Syberbolt8
Did he say it has to be on TQ? if you want 10k corpses get on sisi and visit all the FFA's
Whats 'TQ'? May I ask what 'sisi' or 'FFA' stands for, please?
I actually wanted to include one of his corpses in the mix for fun, like mak it the last one to add after showing him one slot empty, but from what was explained to me I cant really afford to do that, so its not really an option.
The way I had it explained to me last night was that standard rate is one billion isk per corpse collected of the target, a 500 million 'privacy fee' and an additional cost of about 300 million extra per 'collateral casualty' they kill trying to collect the original targets corpse, plus isk equal to losses or expenses paid daily. I don't have even close to that kind of cash, so the options off the table.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 05:02:00 -
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Originally by: Slash Harnet
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
Whats 'TQ'? May I ask what 'sisi' or 'FFA' stands for, please?
TQ = Tranquility = The real server
sisi = singularity = The test server
FFA = Free for all = the areas in the test server where people are free to, and do, blow each other up. A lot.
Thanks. That does not sound like it would help me; It needs to be on what I now know is called 'TQ'.
I just counted: 218 donated corpses so far out of the 9009 I need. |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: 21 Salvager
I have 476 corpses in my collection. Do you accept loans? I'd want that many back eventually.
Ok! I accept!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.22 01:05:00 -
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Originally by: Katie Door
Edited by: Katie Door on 21/11/2008 11:34:31
Edited by: Katie Door on 21/11/2008 11:33:54
ok, i have to reply to this one.
I, or rather our corp has over 12000 corpses. thing is, you cannot put anymore then 1001 corpses in any one place (either personal hanger, corperate hanger section, or hauler/cargo bay)
you will have to be more clear on wether the charon is to have no more cargo space left after u put in all the corpses, or just "fill" the cargo bay with 1001 corpses, leaving the charon empty for the most part.
You could however try to fill up GSC's with 1001 corpses each and try to get enuff corps filled GSC's to fill up the charon, but if memory serves me well (and it usually doesn't, so i apologize beforehand), GSC's won't fit into the cargo hold of a charon. another option would be to put 1001 corpses into a general freight container, thereby hardly filling the GFC, repeat the process about 7 times (942.000 m3 with caldari freighter lvl 4)leaving you with about 102.000m3 of cargo space. fill the remaining cargo space with corpses also, and u get a grand total of about (7x1001)+(1001-7 (GFC's)) = 8001 corpses.
for a modest fee i'd be willing to get you that ammount of corpses, contact me in game to make a deal.
edit: didn't consider/think of the courier contract thingy. still, if you only need like 8 or 9k of corpses, contact me in game and we'll see if we can come an agreement.
I tried to contact you but your chat is set for a fee of almost a million isk. I cant afford that :( Can we still deal?
I just accepted a large contract in amsen for over 190 (Thank YOU!), it looks like I have over 300 corpses now. Thank you everybody!
If I have 303 out of a needed 9009, I have just over 3% of what I need so far. Only 97% left! |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.22 01:26:00 -
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Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 22/11/2008 01:28:04
Originally by: Eve Spair
hmm...
and why isnt this topic locked?
i was sure begging for stuff was forbidden.
i've seen other threads locked for that exact reason.
I'm not begging, in fact I have explicitly said I do not want peoples isk. Also, corpses are not sellable, refinable, etc, and you can not make money on them.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.22 18:48:00 -
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To the haters: Stop trying to hijack my thread. You know you are all wrong and you also know you cant build anything or use corpses for anything in eve because corpses are free to make; They are worthless. If you can prove otherwise by showing us exactly what ships/mods/whatever you can use corpses to build RIGHT NOW then do so, until then stop it.
Thanks to all the people sending singles contracts, or the people in amsen sending me loads.. I really appreciate it!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.23 22:01:00 -
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Yes I accept any corpses people dont want, it could be all the same character or it could be all different characters, or even just a single one. I just need corpses, he never said a special persons. :)
For the rest of you: If you ask me to contact you in game please reset your fee to the standard few thousand; I cant and will not be able to contact you if your fee is above that or in the millions like some have been.
Thanks!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.01 01:05:00 -
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Sorry I have not been updateing; Thanksgiving got in the way :)
OK guys, at last count I have 4790 corpses out of the 9009 you all say I need so far. I'm still collecting, so if you have any I will gladly accept the contract! :)
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.01 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Commanders Heaven
A charon without skills contains 785000 M3
1 Corpse is 1 m3
This means your gonna need 785000 corpses.
I would probally say this is impossible to comply unless you create a alt without anyskills and spamm pod yourself on a destination.
Read the thread again :)
What people are saying is that there is a restriction on the number of items you can place in a Charon, so the total M3 does not matter as much as the number of corpses in this case becouse of that limitation. :)
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.15 16:16:00 -
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Hey guys :)
I have just over 7 and a half thousand corpses now, and no I do not have the Charon yet. I have to skill for it, too.
I'm still seeking more corpses, so if you have extras please let me know!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.19 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: Scott Ryder
Originally by: Private Piyal
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
OKay first of all as you stated so yourself, HE WAS JOKING. So you cannot translate that into a BET. You are wasting your time, he is under no obligation to follow through with any "bet" because he, as you admitted, was JOKING.
Why are you taking this so serious and filling up corpses when you could spend your time better by spending more time with this bf. Quality time that helps you get to know him more, share honest feelings with etc etc, instead of waiting to spring this Trap on him.
I just wonder what my gf would say or do if i suddenly told her one day "I filled up this charon with corpses like you said, now you have to marry me, haSLAP*
YEAH, next time dont take a joke so serious .
husbands alt detected 
I hope not :)
I still need corpses, Somebody started to steal my corpses so this is slowing me down and makeing it harder. :(
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2009.04.15 03:58:00 -
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I'm still collecting hun, but people stopped contracting them. A guy was helping me but then some mean people started stealing them, so I did not get any of the corpsies :(
I only have around 8 thousand or so corpses now, so since I still need a total of 9009 to fit the fright container limit ( you can only fit 1001 items in a container that are not stacked and corpses do not stack) I still need over a thousand more.
If you wanna help, please do!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2009.04.25 04:57:00 -
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Originally by: CrestoftheStars
no this is a giant scam on the forum
8k corpses = 8bill isk + - :/
i would love too have those when your done, in the case this isn't a scam i will ofcause come out and say so when i have them ;)
So you say this is a scam, and yet you try to scam me out of them at the same time? You are the scammer, and people like you should look at the forum rules again, becouse its against them to say that this is a scam unless you can prove it.
Corpses are to the best of my knowledge not worth ANYTHING on the market for production because they can not be refined, they are not used to build anything, and you can not do anything with them except trash them if you have one in your cargo hold. The fact is corpses are worthless to anybody else in eve, except myself. Unless you can prove me wrong by telling me publicly - here is best so everybody knows - what you can build TODAY with corpses as the material I WILL start to take action to protect myself from the libel and threats people feel the need to reply with.
I want this goal. I want to get married. I still need more corpses! If you wana to help out, pls contract them to me in game; Making them available in my area for millions of isk for a single corpse only wastes your fee since I dont have that kind of money to spend when im trying to save up for the Charon too (No I will never ask for your isk Im not, never!), . Oh, and pretty please give me a decent amount of time to accept them!
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